Breakfast Sandwich – You Suck at Cooking (episode 5)

♪YOU SUCK AT COOKING, BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH♪ Okay, today, we're making an open-faced breakfast sandwich You're gonna need

Bread Salt

Cheese Butter Avocado and eggs I thought of throwing those but that would have been a waste And then what would we do? NOTHING We'd have no sandwich

*smack* Hot sauce You really should just stop watching the video and just Assemble

Now, everyone's old enough to make their own food choices and stuff like where you're sourcing your ingredients from but, uh One thing you really should consider is letting your eggs say goodbye to each other Hey, Douglas Hey, John So I guess this is it, eh? Yeah, John, end of the line

I'm scared It's gonna be okay Douglas? Yeah? That night That we I don't wanna talk about it But I just

Let's just let it lie Yeah, but I just HUYABUBABULAH But I want HUHALABUBABLAH Nmnm

🙁 You know something, John? Yeah, Douglas? That was one of the BEST nights of my GODDAMN life That's all I wanted to hear man I'm not afraid anymore It was like MAGIC

Like mind freak Ehhh I don't know if I would say magic, but

You showed me something about myself Okay, you're getting a little intense for me That I never I think I'm just gonna speed this process along now DON'T SHUT ME OUT

They say it hurts less if you hold your breath JOHN! *inhales sharply* Whoa! Uhhhhhhhhhhh Okay! So, guess we're putting the eggs in

All right, let's drink some wine for breakfast Yep Okay, so OH FUCK, FUCK! AH FUCK, TOAST IS BURNING FUCK! Shit

*grunt* *sizzling* FUCKING FUCK UHH?? *chaos* My head is so far up my ass today I honestly didn't even want to shoot this Get the guys out Peel them up

Rinse them off Drink some wine Let's not burn the toast again Great! We have perfect toast this time! Rub it down with butter Slice your eggs Lengthwise

Make sure they're aligned with the North and South poles for optimum Chi Lay these out, however, you like Take some avocado Just throw some slices on I think you don't even give a care

I need to be way more drunk Avocado, Avocado Dab some hot sauce I love this chili sauce Good pepper, pepper, pepper salt salt salt Ria, come have a bite of this and tell me what you think *crunch**nomnomnom* [Ria] Holy shit

It's good! Are you just saying that? [Ria] No! That's good Hold on *crunch* *tumble tumble* *chuckle* ♪You suck at cooking and you suck at toast♪ [slow, sad piano music] ♫You suck at cooking Oh my God You suck, you suck

♫ ♫At cooking Oh my God♫ ♫You suck♫ ♫So♫ ♫Much♫ ♫At cooking You suck, so♫ ♫Much♫ [music stops] I forgot the parmesan I just dropped my recorder into that water Fuck [music continues] ♫You suck at cooking

Oh my God You suck, you suck♫ ♫At cooking oh my God you♫

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