Choco Banana Ice Cream Rap – You Suck at Cooking (episode 48)

First off I wanna talk about the word cream, you gotta not be taking it so literally, I should probably put the cream in quotations But when you shove your face in there will be no indication it's an imitation of sorts

Bring you back to the summer time wearing shorts Good times laughing, face splattered, smashing back and packing down a triple chocolate caramel way back before the calories mattered If I were you I wouldn’t be convinced, but let me tell you’ll convert into believers after one lick There isn’t gonna be a chance for it to drip, you’ll be shattering your tongue on a head freeze brain trip 4 ingredient ice cream let’s get started

Thumb and index, at the vertex Grab a little hammer and make sure to test the reflex You gotta be confident your banana is dead, you’re not wanting the consequence of it screaming when it’s blen-dead Time to locate the stem, okay If you can’t exactly narrow it down it’s time to rotate a pinch above the shaft just a little ways, from the end, 3 inches from the back of the middle bend, open it Chopping into inches, once slice at a time, if you’re a dude 1 inch in real life is 3 inches in your mind

In a container that's rigid enough for frigid temperatures of, drop it down so low they might not ever get up ♫ What’s going through your mind, banana? ♫ ♫ You’ve been warm all of your life ♫ ♫ And now you’re so damn ♫ ♫ cold cold cold

cold ♫ ♫ Is your world falling apart, well I just don’t know ♫ You’ll be needing to be keeping ‘em until they’re freezing until you can’t even be squeezing them a cold breeze leaving 'em They’ll shatter if you hit ‘em with a ratchet or hammer, they’ll make a nice hard sound that’s really pleasing *plop* Gather your supplies and circle them around you like their wagons, you don’t wanna be knee deep missing something end up lagging

Coco powder, with a little vanilla, then a little soy or almond milk, grab a blender and fill it up Delicious dish, getting ready to mix Try to churn it with a fork, make you wish you had a Vitamix Gotta be on a bender to think that you can do better you’re gonna need some kinda modern mechanical blender, so get it in there and mix And once you got it mixed that’s it

I’m not even kidding that’s it Vanilla bananas and milk and coco and mix and that’s it Get a cup and serve it up impossible to f**k it up ♫ You don’t have a mind, banana ♫ ♫ You’ve been unconscious all of your life

♫ ♫ And now you’re ice cream ♫ ♫ What does that mean? ♫ ♫ Life’s a mystery ♫ ♫ You don’t have a mind but at least you're real tasty ♫

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