Kitchen Hacks – You Suck at Cooking (episode 37)

The average person spends 56 years of their life inside the kitchen By using these time-saving kitchen hacks, you could bring that down to 1

6 hours [intro song] Rifling through bags of spices just isn't very nices Transfer the spice to a small jar, like this Then, tape the label onto the jar Then make another label to put over that label to confuse spice thieves

Then put one more label to better express your individuality Put that jar inside a mason jar Give that a nice label as well Put that jar inside a protein container And this'll allow you to improvise with flavors at a moment's notice

Peeling the skin off garlic can be more frustrating than something that causes a maximum frustration Cut the ends off, put them into a mason jar, and give them a good shake Presto! Now you're faced with the real problem of having to mince this This problem is easily solved by buying a jar of pre-minced garlic and using that instead When serving your dish, say, it's a garlic sandwich, spread the garlic skin around the edges of the plate and make sure to say things like: or With this next tip you can throw your strainer into the garbage forever

Simply take your can, open it mostly on one side Flip it over Open it fully on the other side Run water through it and use the can's natural straining properties to clean your beans Make sure to fully wash your can afterward Then, use that can as a plate

This will help you with portion control, and then you can just recycle the can afterward rather than throwing out a perfectly good ceramic plate each time you cook That's how you save the planet When scrambling an egg, sometimes a bit of the shell [mechanical sounds] gets inside the egg which can be- [robot voice] Hello Could you not, please? [robot voice] Oh Well, I was just

– Yeah, like, I'm right in the middle of a thing [robot voice] Oh [robot voice] Well I just

m- Let me finish this Like, it's not like you're hungry Thank you

[sigh] Alright One very easy way to get an egg shell out of an egg, is to use an egg shell In professional chef circles this is known as EGGCEPTION or INCEPSHELL But a far quicker and more efficient method is to scrape the bottom of the bowl with nine forks Easy

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You can slow down the ripening process and give your banana a longer life by wrapping the ends in plastic wrap But what about giving your banana a better life? [narrator singing "Banana Song"] ♪ I'd like to take you outside ♪ ♪ to-day for ♪ ♪ a little whi-i-ile ♪ ♪ I hope that you decide ♪ ♪ to stay for ♪ ♪ a little whi-i-ile ♪ ♪ But if you don't end up staying, you're a ♪ ♪ Banana ♪ ♪ we can do so much better ♪ ♪ than we have ♪ ♪ Ever since I found ya' ♪ ♪ left you sittin' on the counta' ♪ ♪ Banana ♪ ♪ we've taken you for granted ♪ ♪ Over sitting there ♪ ♪ and it's like we just don't care ♪ ♪ [whispering] Just like a salmon ♪ ♪ You suck at cooking ♪ ♪ Oh my God ♪ ♪ you suck ♪♪ [slurping noise] I don't want to be heavy about it or anything, but I think we should just talk a little bit about boundaries [sad whirring noise]

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